Tuesday, 27 June 2017

The time When you become most popular...


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An Old Lady Gave A Bus Driver Peanuts To Eat.
This Happened For Several Times.
One Day Driver Asked: “Why You Giving Me Such Wonderful Peanuts? Why Dont You Eat Them Yourself?
Old Lady Replied: “I Don’t Have Teeth To Munch Them
Driver: “Ohhh, Then Why You Bought Them?
Old Lady: “I Just Love The Chocolate Around Them


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Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.
Teacher Fainted!!




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Follow Two Things For Lifelong Friendship.
Firstly Don’t Talk If You Are Angry.
Secondly Don’t Take The Word Seriously From A Friend Who Is Angry.


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Dosto Kayi Baar Jaruri Nahi Ki Jokes Hi Dil Ko Acche Lage, Kuch Baatein Aur Kahanaiya Bhi Dil Ko Touch Kar Deti Hai
Aisi Hi Ye Ek Choti Si Story Hai Ek Bachhe Ki Jisko Uske Baap Ne Samjhana Chaha Ki Gareebi Kya Hoti Hai
A Father Took His Son To A Village To Teach About Poverty.
After The Trip He Asked His Son About The Poor.
Son Replied:
We’ve 1 Dog, Villagers Had 4
We’ve Small Pool, They’ve Long River
We’ve Lamps, They’ve Stars
We’ve Small Piece Of Land, They’ve Large Fields
We’ve Servants 2 Serve Us, They Serve Others
We Buy Food, They Grow Their Food
We’ve House To Protect Us, They’ve Friends
The Boy’s Father Was Speechless.
Then His Son Said: “Thanks For Showing How Poor We Are.


5

A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up.
The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.
Doctor: “Can You Read This?”
Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”


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Monday, 26 June 2017

Eid special.....Bel Sharbat..



Prep Time : 11-15 minutes

Cook time : 11-15 minutes

Taste : Sweet

Level Of Cooking : Easy


INGREDIENTS


  • Stone apple (belfal) halved and seeded 1

  • Sugar 1/3 cup

  • Lemon juice 2 1/2 teaspoons


METHOD


Step 1


Scoop out the flesh of the stone apple with a spoon and put into a non stick pan. Add 4 cups water and heat. Add sugar and mix well.



Step 2


Add lemon juice and mix and cook till sugar dissolves.Remove from heat and strain. Set aside to cool then keep in a refrigerator to chill.



Step 3


Pour into glasses and serve chilled. You can also soak the pulp in water for a few hours,  strain the pulp through a sieve & serve.


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Sunday, 25 June 2017

WTF...Angelina out, Brad & Jeniffer Aniston together again.....?

As per a famous Magazine, One of the famous duo of all time Brangelina is facing hard times as Brad is said to be floating down in love streams of Jennifer Aniston again. .
Sources say Angelina Jolie kept her six kids away from Brad Pitt on Father's Day as she jetted down to Africa with the children, planning the trip to coincide with the annual holiday of appreciation for their famous dad.
Still in Love with Aniston
But while Jolie may have thought it as the perfect act of vengeance against her estranged husband, the following tabloid cover makes it clear that Pitt will get the last laugh.

Because he's trying to get back together with Jennifer Aniston!!!

Saturday, 24 June 2017

Find How high quality backlinks can save your life.......



As a blogger or website owner, how often does it happened to you that inspite of trying your heart out day & night your site doesn't get the desired response from Google, Yahoo or Bing. 

In the worst case scenario your blog won't be able to catch a single fish in a day, that's a hardcore fact of this cruel online world full of competition


                                                     

There are various reasons for not getting proper attention of search engine bots some of them are mentioned here

Thursday, 22 June 2017

bizarre consequences of petrol price hike.....

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The Woman Who Invented The Phrase
All Men Are The Same
Was A Chinese Woman Who Lost Her Husband


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Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitne Ke Baad Daddy Se Puchhta Hai.
Bacha: “Papa Kbhi Aap Jungle Gye Ho?
Papa: “Nahi Beta
Bacha: “Phir Aap Itnii Khofnaak Item Kaha Se Pakad Laye.