Tuesday, 27 June 2017

The time When you become most popular...


1

An Old Lady Gave A Bus Driver Peanuts To Eat.
This Happened For Several Times.
One Day Driver Asked: “Why You Giving Me Such Wonderful Peanuts? Why Dont You Eat Them Yourself?
Old Lady Replied: “I Don’t Have Teeth To Munch Them
Driver: “Ohhh, Then Why You Bought Them?
Old Lady: “I Just Love The Chocolate Around Them


2

Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.
Teacher Fainted!!




3

Follow Two Things For Lifelong Friendship.
Firstly Don’t Talk If You Are Angry.
Secondly Don’t Take The Word Seriously From A Friend Who Is Angry.


4

Dosto Kayi Baar Jaruri Nahi Ki Jokes Hi Dil Ko Acche Lage, Kuch Baatein Aur Kahanaiya Bhi Dil Ko Touch Kar Deti Hai
Aisi Hi Ye Ek Choti Si Story Hai Ek Bachhe Ki Jisko Uske Baap Ne Samjhana Chaha Ki Gareebi Kya Hoti Hai
A Father Took His Son To A Village To Teach About Poverty.
After The Trip He Asked His Son About The Poor.
Son Replied:
We’ve 1 Dog, Villagers Had 4
We’ve Small Pool, They’ve Long River
We’ve Lamps, They’ve Stars
We’ve Small Piece Of Land, They’ve Large Fields
We’ve Servants 2 Serve Us, They Serve Others
We Buy Food, They Grow Their Food
We’ve House To Protect Us, They’ve Friends
The Boy’s Father Was Speechless.
Then His Son Said: “Thanks For Showing How Poor We Are.


5

A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up.
The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.
Doctor: “Can You Read This?”
Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”


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Monday, 26 June 2017

Eid special.....Bel Sharbat..



Prep Time : 11-15 minutes

Cook time : 11-15 minutes

Taste : Sweet

Level Of Cooking : Easy


INGREDIENTS


  • Stone apple (belfal) halved and seeded 1

  • Sugar 1/3 cup

  • Lemon juice 2 1/2 teaspoons


METHOD


Step 1


Scoop out the flesh of the stone apple with a spoon and put into a non stick pan. Add 4 cups water and heat. Add sugar and mix well.



Step 2


Add lemon juice and mix and cook till sugar dissolves.Remove from heat and strain. Set aside to cool then keep in a refrigerator to chill.



Step 3


Pour into glasses and serve chilled. You can also soak the pulp in water for a few hours,  strain the pulp through a sieve & serve.


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Sunday, 25 June 2017

WTF...Angelina out, Brad & Jeniffer Aniston together again.....?

As per a famous Magazine, One of the famous duo of all time Brangelina is facing hard times as Brad is said to be floating down in love streams of Jennifer Aniston again. .
Sources say Angelina Jolie kept her six kids away from Brad Pitt on Father's Day as she jetted down to Africa with the children, planning the trip to coincide with the annual holiday of appreciation for their famous dad.
Still in Love with Aniston
But while Jolie may have thought it as the perfect act of vengeance against her estranged husband, the following tabloid cover makes it clear that Pitt will get the last laugh.

Because he's trying to get back together with Jennifer Aniston!!!

Saturday, 24 June 2017

Find How high quality backlinks can save your life.......



As a blogger or website owner, how often does it happened to you that inspite of trying your heart out day & night your site doesn't get the desired response from Google, Yahoo or Bing. 

In the worst case scenario your blog won't be able to catch a single fish in a day, that's a hardcore fact of this cruel online world full of competition


                                                     

There are various reasons for not getting proper attention of search engine bots some of them are mentioned here

Thursday, 22 June 2017

bizarre consequences of petrol price hike.....

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The Woman Who Invented The Phrase
All Men Are The Same
Was A Chinese Woman Who Lost Her Husband


2

Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitne Ke Baad Daddy Se Puchhta Hai.
Bacha: “Papa Kbhi Aap Jungle Gye Ho?
Papa: “Nahi Beta
Bacha: “Phir Aap Itnii Khofnaak Item Kaha Se Pakad Laye.

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

How to make Seekh Kabab...



Prep Time : 21-25 minutes

Cook time : 26-30 minutes

Serve : 4

Level Of Cooking : Moderate

Taste : Spicy





INGREDIENTS





  • Onion chopped 1 medium
  • Mutton mince (keema) 500 gm
  • Mutton fat 50 grams
  • Green chillies chopped 6
  • Fresh coriander leaves chopped 2 tablespoons
  • Garlic paste 1 tablespoon
  • Ginger paste 1 tablespoon
  • Roasted cumin powder 1 teaspoon
  • Garam masala powder 1/2 teaspoon
  • Kashmiri red chilli powder 1 tablespoon
  • Salt to taste
  • Butter for basting
  • Chaat masala 2 tablespoons
  • Lemons 2
  • Mint chutney as required


Tuesday, 20 June 2017

Who said Beyonce's twins are unlucky for her..?

By now, you must have heard the good news.
Beyonce has given birth to her twins!
Beyonce, Large Earrings
The world feels different now, doesn't it? More beautiful. More pure. Just better in an oddly tangible way.
The twins were born days ago, most likely on Monday.
That's why we've been hearing whispers and rumors all week, and also why Jay Z and Beyonce haven't been spotted in a while.
We still don't know the names of the new babies, and since it's taken nearly a week to learn of their entrance into the world, we don't expect to hear them anytime soon.
But multiple outlets are reporting that Beyonce's baby genders have been what the rumors have long suggested - one boy and one girl.
It's enough to bring a tear to your eye, isn't it?
Beyonce and Baby Bump

Unfortunately, according to some new information there is some sort of medical issue with the babies.
There aren't many details, but a source has told the site that doctors have noticed a "minor issue" with the twins,

Monday, 19 June 2017

How Super Currency Bitcoins capturing the world...



After a lot of push and praise to bitcoins by bloogle01, finally Indians are starting to get learn about it and believe me its giving them goosebumps, that's not all even some people are opting it, a recent example of it was recorded in Bengaluru, where a small food joint namely "Suruavanshi Restaurant" gained the historical position of first ever retail store to accept bitcoin in India.
In Indiranagar, a posh neighbourhood in Bengaluru dotted with upscale pubs and theme restaurants, is located an eatery that serves Maharashtrian cuisine. It is not big and if you don’t look closely, you might miss Suryawanshi Restaurant.
The Misal Pav and Mutton Thaali at Suryawanshi get due credit from food lovers. But what most Bengalurians, fintech gurus and startup junkies seem to have missed is the fact that it happens to be the first restaurant in the city — and, likely, in all of India — that accepts Bitcoins in payment.

Sunday, 18 June 2017

Kulfi Falooda Recipe


Prep Time : 51-60 minutes

Cook time : 16-20 minutes

Serve : 4

Level Of Cooking : Easy

Taste : Sweet


























INGREDIENTS


  • Falooda vermicelli soaked ½ cup

  • Milk 2 cups

  • Readymade kulfi as required

  • Almonds 1 tablespo for garnishing

  • Cashewnuts 1 tablespo for garnishing

  • Pistachios 1 tablespo for garnishing

  • Castor sugar (caster sugar) ¾ cup

  • Subza soaked 8 tablespoons

  • Cherries candied as required

  • Rose syrup 8 teaspoons

  • Raisins for garnishing


Friday, 16 June 2017

ICC Champions trophy finals IND Vs PAK pin point accurate predictions ...

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Indian cricket fans have already started teasing Pakistan chanting MAUKAA, MAUKAAA as after long time two teams meet in a final match.

ICC Champions trophy in cricket is the ultimate test of the champion teams of the world and this year's season is just a few days away from its grand finale between India & Pakistan.Both the teams are looking in sublime form with not much to differentiate between the two sides, one is having the run of its life while the other also has shown excellent strength & agility to make it from the bottom of the table to the top two.

Thursday, 15 June 2017

find how laugh affects your love life???

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One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence.
The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things:
1. Religion
2. Sexuality
3. Mystery

Here Is The Only A+ Essay In The Entire College By A Girl That You Can’t Imagine,
Oh God, I Am Pregnant, I Wonder Who Did It.


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A True Horror Story!

Husband Kills His Unfaithful Wife While Their 5 Year Old Son Was Still Sleeping.
The Weird Thing Was That The Kid Didn’t Ask For His Mom Even 3 Days After She Went Missing.
Father: “Is There Something You Want To Ask Me?”
Kid: “I Just Wonder Why Mom Is Always Standing Behind Your Back?”


                                          


3

Women’s Life Is Very Hard.
Morning – Wash Cloths
Evening – Iron Cloths
Night – Open Cloths
Midnight – No Cloths
Early Morning – Search Cloths


4

The Best Way To Smuggle Drugs Is To Place Them Up A Dog’s Ass.
That Way, Even If The Sniffer Dog Suspects Anything,

The Officials Will Think he's getting Horny.


                                       


5

True Example Of Self Protection With Heavy Flirt.
Teacher To Pappu: “Why Are You Sleeping In The Class?
Pappu: “Your Voice Is So Sweet That’s Why, I Am Getting Sleep
Teacher: “Then, Why Other Students Are Not Sleeping?
Pappu: “They Aren’t Listening To You, Mam


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