Tuesday, 7 February 2017

crazzzy valentine jokes...hahahaaaa

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Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 

1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 


2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry ! That was not for you.


VALENTINE SPECIAL ! STAY CLOSE TO HER ALWAYS ! GET IT NOW
                     
                                                      


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Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori.............

chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori..........

Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli......."I hate love story "......!!!


LOVE YOU FOREVER ....MY LOVE ! GET IT NOW
             
                                                 


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A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: " I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton . . . ...

Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,

Kambakht ! Saali Graphite ki aulad.

 

DRILL YOUR MEMORIES IN HER HEART THIS VALENTINE ! GET IT NOW

                                                   

             


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Ek ladki svarg me gayee aur

Yamraaj se boli: meri shaadi swarg me kisi DELHI ke ladke se karava do..

Yamraaj : oh terri ....hahahaa

delhi ka ladka aur swarg me..

Ja nadan ladki... tu Tom cruise le le