Tuesday, 28 February 2017

farted out Jokes ...hahahaa

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1

Four Guys, From Harvard, Yale, MIT And Santa Singh From Punjab University Were To Be Interviewed For A Prestigious Job.
One Common Question Was Asked To All Of Them.

Interviewer: “Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?
Yale Guy: “Its Light, Nothing Can Travel Faster Than Light
Harvard Guy: “It’s The Thought, Because Thought Is So Fast It Comes Instantly In Your Mind.
MIT Guy: “Its Blink, You Can Blink And Its Hard To Realize You Blinked.
Santa Singh: “Its Loose Motion.
Interviewer Shocked To Hear Santa’s Reply, Asked: “Why?
Santa Singh: “Last Night After Dinner, I Was Laying In My Bed And I Got The Worst Stomach Cramps, And Before I Could Think, Blink Or Turn On The Lights, It Was Done


2

Universal Truth: Help A Girl, When She Is In Trouble, 

And She Will Surely Remember You, 

Only When... She Is Again In Trouble.


                                                        

  3

Question: "Do You Know Which Animal Has Good Manners?" 
Answer: "Cat Because It Always Ask Permission Before Coming Inside Mei Aau."


4

Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen


                                                      

5

Studying Has 2 Types:

Hard Subjects Which Cannot Be Studied.

Easy Subject That Doesn’t Need To Be Studied.


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