Friday, 17 February 2017

Friday special jokes....

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1

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" 

The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. 

"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language." 


2

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' 

The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?' 

The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'



                                                   
 

3

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.

 A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?" 


4

Teacher: Why are you late? 
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 
Student: No. I was standing on it. 


                                                    

5

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful? 
God said to man --- So that you will love them. 
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb? 
God said to man --- So that they will love you.