Tuesday, 21 February 2017

REALLY GROSS JOKES ...

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Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.

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Dear Beautiful Girls, Please Don't Wear T-Shirts With Long Quotes.
 It Gives Our Wrong Image 
Whenever We Try Reading It. Sincerely, 
Honest Boy

                                              


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Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.

Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.
Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.

Today’s Lesson Learned

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According To A Research, There Are Basically 6 Types Of Girls.
1. Hard Disk Girls – Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls – Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
3. Screensaver Girls -Just For Looking, Not For Touch.
4. Internet Girls – Easy To Access & Explore.
5. Server Girls – Always Busy When Needed.
6. Virus – These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife, Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Till Everything Is Corrupted.