Wednesday, 15 February 2017

REALLY HILARIOUS JOKES



1

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” 





2

What is the key difference between snowmen and snowwomen? 

Snowballs....hahaaa



3

Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”...hahaa




4

Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? 
Because they part for every little shit.