Thursday, 9 February 2017

Valentine fever at its peak...



1

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." 
Boy: "Really?" 
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!" 


2

What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places 


3

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses! 


          

4

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you! 


5

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!" 


6

What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independance Day 


                         

7

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day. 


8

What's the best part about Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. 


9

What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day! 


                         

10

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental