Tuesday, 7 February 2017

valentines love....hahaaaa

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I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest journals and eventually decided to take out the librarian instead of the books.
After a year and a half of dating, he showed up at the library and started rummaging through my desk. I asked what he was looking for, but he didn’t answer.
Finally he unearthed one of the rubber stamps I used to identify reference books. “Since I couldn’t find the right engagement ring,” he said, “this will have to do,” and he firmly stamped my hand. Across my knuckles, in capital letters, it read “NOT FOR CIRCULATION.”



SURPRISE MORNING FOR YOUR VALENTINE WITH A CUP OF COFFEE & CARDS
                                                   
                                                       


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Technology crash N Boyfriend Harass- 
Girlfriend to Boyfriend – where were you on Saturday night?
BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish,
so had to stay back in Call-Centre.
 GF – Really? Then why your fitband shows you burned 300 calories
and your heart rate was way more than normal at 1:30 am?
Boyfriend- Silent....
Girlfriend- Violent.....romantic jokes




GIFT SOMETHING SO WONT FORGET YOU IN DREAMS ! GET IN NOW
                                                           
                                                



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Strange but true- believe in love ...!

Love has great power !

It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries

Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...


BRING SHINE IN HER EYES THIS VALENTINE ! GET IN NOW  




                                                                 




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Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate hai

Ya toh sorry bolne ya phir

Shadi ka card dene




GET A BOO BEAR FOR YOUR HONEY BUNS THIS VALENTINE ! GET IN NOW
                                                 
                                                     



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Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi pyaar ka wada,
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Jaise 12 rupees ka Vim Bar,
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Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada