Thursday, 23 March 2017

die hard jokes...

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1


What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions
Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car
And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry


2


Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,



There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9.








3

Ultimate Idea By Our Beloved Baba Saxidas

Whenever You Have A Fight With Your Wife


And She Is Not Talking To You,


Just Tighten The Top Of Every Jar And Bottle In The House.


                                   


4



Difference Between Friend And Wife?

You Can Tell Your Friend: “You Are My Best Friend



But

Do You Have Courage Telling Your Wife: “You Are My Best Wife?






5

How Do Girls Start Chatting With Each Other On Facebook?
Girl1: “Hey Cutie Mutie… Muuaaaahh

Girl2: “Hii Darlzz… My Sweety… Muuaaahh Muuaahh


How Do Boys Start Conversation With Each Other On Facebook?

Boy1: “Kya Be Kutte

Boy2: “Bole Be Kamine



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