Friday, 17 March 2017

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1

Definition Of Home

“Home Is The Place Where U Can Scratch Exactly Where It Itches”


2


Once Preeto Caught By Police.
Police Questioning With Her: How Did You Kill 32 People On Road With Your Car?

Preeto: “Look Sir, I Was Driving My Car At Speed Of 40, But When I Pull The Brakes To Slow The Car I Found That I Have No Brakes, And Then I Saw 2 Men Walking In The Street And A Wedding Going On At The Other Side. Who Should I Hit?”

Police: “Of Course The 2 Men With Less Damage.”

Preeto: “That’s What I Thought Myself But When I Did It, 

I Hit Only One Man And The Other Ran To The Wedding So I Went After Him.






3

Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park.
Girlfriend: “How Much Do You Love Me?”
Boyfriend: “I’d Take Bullet For You.”
Girlfriend: “Awwwww! Seriously?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry.”


4

Written On A Public Toilet Door.
“The Person Coming In Next Is Not Interested In Knowing What You Had For Lunch, Dinner, Breakfast Etc,
So, Please Flush Properly.”





5

We Know 10 Facts About You:
Fact 1: You Are Reading This.
Fact 2: You Can’t Say The Letter ‘M‘ Without Touching Your Lips.
Fact 3: You Just Tried It.
Fact 4: Now, You’re Smiling.
Fact 6: You’re Smiling Or Laughing Again.
Fact 7: You Didn’t Notice I Missed Fact 5.
Fact 8: You Just Checked It.
Fact 9: You’re Smiling Again.
Fact 10: You Are Going To Share This On Facebook.


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