Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Really funny breakup Msgs....

Oooh, OUCH ! And HAHHAAAA.... !
These breakup text messages may have been terrible to receive for the person on the business end, but they are amazing to read.
Some of them had to have a feeling this was coming, and others just plain asked for it. Others still had to be blindsided. All are amazing.
Check out these classics ...

1. That's the Point


That's the Point

File this under comebacks that missed the mark.

2. #TransformationTuesday Breakup


#TransformationTuesday Breakup

Ouch. This is not the way you want #TransformationTuesday to go. Not at all.



3. Take the Hint !


Take the Hint!

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try to break that heart again.


4. Well, That Was Blunt


Well, That Was Blunt

No beating around the bush here.

5. Ex Games


Ex Games

We really hope this guy got back together with this girl after this exchange.

6. At Least It Was Mutual


At Least It Was Mutual

See, it really is possible to have a mutual breakup.


7. Happening for a Reason


Happening for a Reason

Some things really do happen for a reason. Like a couple who discusses major life issues over text message not making it.

8. This... Is... Awkward


This... Is... Awkward

What's worse than being told your wife wants a divorce? Well...


9. Deny, Deny, Deny


Deny, Deny, Deny

If you keep this going long enough, maybe you'll convince them you're right or they'll just give up.

10. Welcome to Dumpsville


Welcome to Dumpsville

We choose to believe this text is real. Because it's downright hilarious!

11. SmartphOWNED !


SmartphOWNED!

Roses are red, violets are blue... this person needs to work on her rhyme scheme.


12. Breakup Mixup


Breakup Mixup

I'm not dumped? Yes! Wait a minute...

13. A Hairy Situation


A Hairy Situation

Yes, it's your hair. What else could it be?!?

14. Babe...I'm Pregnant


Babe...I'm Pregnant

This breakup text is full of fail. FULL OF FAIL. Spellcheck is important !


15. April Fools' Breakup Text

April Fools' Breakup Text

This teenager's April Fools' Day breakup text to her boyfriend did not exactly go over as planned. OUCH !

16. Amazing Break-Up Text


Amazing Break-Up Text

This is a real text message sent by a real boyfriend in order to break up with his real girlfriend. We swear.


17. Ad Libbed Breakup


Ad Libbed Breakup

Not sure how Andy got himself into this situation, but he now has one fewer girlfriend.


18. On the Count of 3 ...


On the Count of 3 ...

Guess these two weren't on the same page


19. 11:11


11:11

Your wish is not granted.


20. 11-Year Old Dumps Boyfriend Via All-Time Text Message Exchange


11-Year Old Dumps Boyfriend Via All-Time Text Message Exchange

We could learn a lot from this 11-year old. Look at how she put her cheating boyfriend in his place via text message.

21. Jared, James ...


Jared, James ...

NOTE Cheating on your boyfriend with someone whose name begins with the same first two letters is a recipe for disaster.




22. WTF JENNA?!


WTF JENNA?!

Sometimes, you'd just rather get dumped than jumped at a certain point.


23. Don't Joke About XBox


Don't Joke About XBox

Seriously. Cheating is one thing, but there are some things you just don't joke about.


24. Not BFF For Long


Not BFF For Long

The way this is going, the recipient might need some better BFFs.


25. Jessica's Dad Will Whomp Your Ass


Jessica's Dad Will Whomp Your Ass

But if you choose option #1 it won't be quite as painful.


26. My Bad ... But Since You're Here ...


My Bad ... But Since You're Here ...

What do you think of my breakup speech?!




27. We Are Octagon


We Are Octagon

As bad as auto correct is now, it's come a long way in the last few years.


28. You Didn't Hear it From Me


You Didn't Hear it From Me

What is it with people texting these wrong numbers?!


29. Please Let This Be Real


Please Let This Be Real

For the love of all things holy.