Sunday, 12 March 2017

LIFE GURU MANTRA FOR YOU

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10 Gurumantras For A Good Life By William Sexfear.

1. Money Is Not Everything. There’s Also Master Card & Visa.

2. One Should Love Animals. They Are Tasty Too.

3. Save Water. Drink On The Rocks.

4. Fruits/salads Are Healthy. So Leave It For Sick.

5. Books Are Holy. So Don’t Touch Them.

6. Don’t Shout In The Class. It Disturbs Those Who Are Sleeping.

7. Love Thy Neighbor. But Don’t Get Caught.

8. Hard Work Never Killed Anyone, But Why Take The Chance.

9. Why Do Something Today When It Can Be Done Tomorrow By Someone Else.


10. Every One Should Marry Because Happiness Is Not The Only Thing In Life.


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Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And Judge Asking to Santa.
Judge: “Why You Have Stolen Money From This Man?
Santa: “My Lord, I Have Not Stolen Money. He Just Gave It To Me
Judge: “When He Gave You Money?
Santa: “When I Showed Him The Gun



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A Very Genuine Question 
If Marriage Age Is 21 & Drinking Age Is 25,
Government should Tell How To Survive in The First Four Years Of Marriage?


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Husband Kills His Unfaithful Wife While Their 5 Year Old Son Was Still Sleeping.
The Weird Thing Was That The Kid Didn’t Ask For His Mom Even 3 Days After She Went Missing.
Father: “Is There Something You Want To Ask Me?”
Kid: “I Just Wonder Why Mom Is Always Standing Behind Your Back?”




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A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?

Nurse: “Why?

Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Landed Safely on Earth, 
Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address


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