Saturday, 25 March 2017

Crazzy Jokes ......

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There Was A Flood In A Village.
One Man Said To Everyone: “I’ll Stay! God Will Save Me!
The Flood Got Higher And A Boat Came And The Man In It Said: “Come On Mate, Get In!
No, God Will Save Me!” Replied The Man.
The Flood Got Very High Now And The Man Had To Stand On The Roof Of His House.
A Helicopter Soon Came And The Man Offered Him Help.
No, God Will Save Me!” He Said
Eventually He Died By Drowning.
He Got By The Gates Of Heaven And He Said To God: “Why Didn’t You Save Me?
God Replied: “For Goodness Sake ! I Sent A Boat And A Helicopter. What else Do You Want.... DIE GRINGOO ! 




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A Man Finds A Beautiful & Hot Girl In An Airline Uniform At An Airport Cafe Sitting Next To Him.
He Thinks To Himself ”She Must Be A Flight Attendant, But Which Airline Does She Work For ?
Hoping To Get Her Attention He Just Started To Say The Slogans Of Airlines
He Leans Towards Her And Says The Jet Airways Slogan ”The Joy Of Flying”
That Girl Doesn’t Pay Any Attention.
Again He Leans And Says The Kingfisher’s Slogan ”Fly The Good Times” And Again Gets No Response.
Now He Say Emirates Slogan ”Keep Discovering”
But This Time He Leans Over To Say Another Airlines Slogan. Before He Could, Girl Turns And Says: “you really stink...
Man Leans Back, Smiles And Says: “Ahhh…. Air India.


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What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions
Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car
And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry





4

In A Routine Checkup
Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.
Engineer: “Ok
Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?
Engineer: “You SMELL Superb Babe.
HE GOT A SANDAL FLYING AT 150 MILES/HOUR. 



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