Tuesday, 14 March 2017

kickass jokes....

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1

Professor To Students: “I Want You To Write An Essay With The Following Elements:
1. Religion

2. Royalty

3. Sex And

4. Mystery

After Two Minutes

Pappu Shouts: “Done

Professor: “Let Me See

Professor down seeing Pappu's creepy mind :
Oh My God, Says The Queen, I Am Pregnant Yet… I Don’t Know Who Did It


2

Great Thought Of Baba Sexidas On Global Warming

Earth Is Getting Hotter And Brighter Each Day

Is She Trying To Impress Jupiter Or What?





3

Reality Of Human Society
Cigarettes, Lighters,
And Matchboxes,
Have Connected More People Than “Nokia” Has.


4

A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? 
I Am Your Friend On Facebook.





5

Newtons Laws On Love Worth Mentioning...

Universal Law: “Love Can Never Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Be Transfer Only From One GF To Other”

1st Law: “A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love Until Any External Agent (Her Bro, Her Father) Comes Into Play & Breaks The Leg Of Boy”

2nd Law: “The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards Boy Is Directly Proportional To instantaneous Bank Balance Of Boy And Discretion Of This Love Is equally proportional to Increment Or Decrements In Bank Balance”

3rd Law: “The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping”


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