Sunday, 19 March 2017

killer jokes....

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Getting Bored?
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Need Some Fun In Life?
Go To A Stranger’s Wedding And Scream …… Don’t Marry I Still Love You.


2

People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.
But There Is
When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.
And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.
And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You 
are Completely Finished !






3

A Journalist Went To A Mental Hospital And Asked A Doctor,
Journalist: “How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”
Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub And Give A Teaspoon, A Glass & A
Bucket To The Patient And Ask Them To Empty The Bathtub.”
Journalist: “Yeah, Obviously A Normal Person Would Use The Bucket Because Its Bigger.”
Doctor: “No, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug, Now Will You
Please Proceed To Bed No.39.”


4

Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry Two Women.
Because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake.


                                         


5

Height Of A True Bad Luck.
A Guy And A Girl Met Last Time For Their Break-Up..
Girl’s Father Caught Them.
Now They Are A Married Couple.



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