Friday, 3 March 2017

Laughter ride...hahahaaa




1

Ultimate Thought Of William Sexfear For All Beautiful Girls.

“Be With Someone Who Spoils Your Lipstick Not Your Eyeliner.”


2

Mene Apni Zindagi Mein Hamesha Dhoke Khaye Hai Doston.

Jaise Ki,
Apple,
Angoor,
Amrood,
Mango Etc.

Sab Dho Ke Hi Khate Hai, Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Karo.




3

Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh…..

Seller: “Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai

Santa Khush Hoke: “10 Lakhhhh


4

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne Apne Khas Dosto Ke Liye Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai,

Gaur Farmayiga,

Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost Ko,
Chahe Mujhe Sukho Ka Pahaad Dede,

Nayi Cycle Par Ghume Dost Mere,
Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani BMW Car Dede.


                           

5

Difference Between Friend And Wife?

You Can Tell Your Friend: “You Are My Best Friend

But

Do You Have Courage Telling Your Wife:

You Are My Best Wife?