Tuesday, 18 April 2017

Best of girly jokes....



1

Santa Purchased A New Mobile And Was Sitting In A Bar, His Cellular Phone Rings.

He Picks It Up And Says: “Hello, How Did You Know I Was Here?


2

Whenever In Life You Lose Self Control
Just Take A Deep Breath And...

Think About Sunny Leone from her cameraman's view...



3

Principal Of A Small Middle School Had A Problem With A Few Of The Older Girls Starting To Use Lipstick.
When Applying It In The Bathroom They Would Then Press Their Lips To The Mirror And Leave Lip Prints.
Before It Got Out Of Hand He Thought Of A Way To Stop It.
He Gathered All The Girls Together That Wore Lipstick And Told Them He Wanted To Meet With Them In The Ladies Room At 2 pm.
They Gathered At 2 Pm. And Found The Principal And The School Custodian Waiting For Them.
The Principal Explained That It Was Becoming A Problem For The Custodian To Clean The Mirror Every Night.
He Said He Felt The Ladies Did Not Fully Understand Just How Much Of A Problem It Was And He Wanted Them To Witness Just How Hard It Was To Clean.
The Custodian Then Demonstrated. He Took A Long Brush On A Handle Out Of A Box.
He Then Dipped The Brush In The Nearest Toilet, Moved To The Mirror And Proceeded To Remove The Lipstick.
That Was The Last Day The Girls Pressed Their Lips On The Mirror.

                

4

A Boy Was Driving A Car.
A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him.
Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo
Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey
Suddenly She Had An Accident With A Buffalo.
Moral: Girls Never listen...


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