Thursday, 27 April 2017

TOP 5 OOOPS...JOKES

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1

 According To Genius William Sex fear Love Is The "Seventh Sense" That Destroys All The Other "Six Senses"



2

Public Toilet Mein Baithe Aadmi Ko Saath Wale Toilet Se Ek Aawaz Aayi,
Aawaz: “Kya Haal Hai Yaar?
Aadmi Ghabra Ke Bola: “Fine, Theek Hoon
Fir Aawaz Aayi: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: “Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hoon
Dobra Se Aawaz Aayi: “Main Aa Jaun Abhi Tumhare Paas?
Aadmi Ghabrate Hue Bola: “Oh Na Na Main Bohat Busy Hoon
Tab Aawaz Aayi: “Yaar Main Tumko Baad Mein Call Karta Hoon, Pata Nahi Kaun Kamina Doosre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai


                                


3

Whatsapp Creators Are Damn Imaginative.

They found the cure of a fatal disease.

They made Ladies talk without noise !


4

Question: “What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?
Answer: “W
Because All Worries Start With “W”
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Where?
War,
Weapon,
Wine,
And The Most Dangerous
Woman


                                



5

Boy Says To His Girlfriend In Romantic Mood.
Boy: “Your Teeth Are Like The Stars
Girl: “Oh, Thanks, You Are So Cute, Are They That Much Pretty?
Boy Replied: “No, Far Away From Each Other


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