Saturday, 27 May 2017

5 great things about fun....

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1


A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store to Purchase A Strange Book.
He Saw A Sales Girl & Walks up to Her.
Husband: “Do You Have A Book Called “Husband – The Master Of The House?

Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.


2

What Is The Relation Ship Between Cafes And Bars?
Simple
Most Of The Love Stories Start At Cafes And End At Bars


                                 


3


Ek Bachche Ke School Test Mein Marks Kam Aaye To Teacher Bachche Ko Modern Tareeke Se Darati Hai.

Teacher: “Kal Chup Chap Apne Mummy-Papa Ko School Mein Le Aana.”
Warna Main Tumhara Test Result Facebook Par Post Karke Tumhare Mummy Papa Ko Usmein Tag Kar Dungi.
This Time Teacher Rocks, Child Shocks


4

5 Frogs Sitting On A Log.
4 Decide To Jump Off.
How Many Are Left?
Still 5 Left
Moral: “Lot Of Difference Between Deciding And Doing

                       

5

Heart Touching Lines By A Chain Smoker:
I Trust On Cigarettes More Than Girls,
Because, I Am Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart.

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