Tuesday, 2 May 2017

BEST SPERM THAT WON......HAHAHAAA

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1


Girl: “Hi, Baby
Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed
Girl: “Are You There?
Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Failed
Girl: “Are You Ignoring Me Or What
Boy: “Honey I Am Not, I Am Right Here”……………> Sending Failed
She: “It’s Sooo Over! Don’t Ever Talk To Me Again
Him: “Damn! Go To Hell”……………………………….> Message Sent


2

Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry Two Women.
Because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake.

                                   

3

Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:
Dear Dad,
I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can’t Afford Both.
Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-Law


4

Definition Of Home
“Home Is The Place Where U Can Scratch Exactly Where It Itches”




5

A Boy Swallows 3 Coin While Playing.
Father See This And Starts Beating On Boy’s Back.
Boy Vomit 2 Coins But One Was Still Inside.
Father Shouts: “Help! Help! Help!
A Woman In A Business Suit Saw It & Comes To Them.
She Pulls Down Boy’s Pants, Hold His Testicles, Squeezes & Twist Them Gently Then Tighter.
Boy Screams In Full Of Pain & Cough Out The Last Coin.
Father To Lady: “Thank You Very Much, How Did You Know All This Stuff, Are You A Doctor?
Woman: “No, No…..  I Am With Bank Loan Recovery Department.


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