Monday, 15 May 2017

How Fun is Bringing Sexy Back.....

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According To William Sexfear
A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking,
But A Wise Man Tells Her That She Looks Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.


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According To William Sexfear Research
If “Muaahh” Is A Kiss...
Then
Kalmuaah” Is A Promise To Kiss Tomorrow.


                                    

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10 Gurumantras For A Good Life By William Sexfear.
1. Money Is Not Everything. There’s Also Master Card & Visa.
2. One Should Love Animals. They Are Tasty Too.
3. Save Water. Drink On The Rocks.
4. Fruits/salads Are Healthy. So Leave It For Sick.
5. Books Are Holy. So Don’t Touch Them.
6. Don’t Shout In The Class. It Disturbs Those Who Are Sleeping.
7. Love Thy Neighbor. But Don’t Get Caught.
8. Hard Work Never Killed Anyone, But Why Take The Chance.
9. Why Do Something Today When It Can Be Done Tomorrow. By Someone Else.
10. Every One Should Marry Because Happiness Is Not The Only Thing In Life.


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According To William Sexfear,
A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking,
But A Wise Man Tells Her That She Looks Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.


                                   


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1. Money Can’t Buy Happiness But Its More Comfortable To Cry In A BMW Than On Cycle.
2. Forgive Your Enemy But Remember That Bastard’s Name.
3. Help A Man When He Is In Trouble & He Will Remember You When He Is In Trouble Again.
4. Many People Are Alive Only Because Its Illegal To Shoot Them.
5. Alcohol Doesn’t Solve Any Problem But Neither Does Milk.
6. Smoking Kills, But If You Don’t Smoke Doesn’t Mean You’ll Never Die.

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