Sunday, 21 May 2017

WOMEN SHOULD BE COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS...

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Come Like A Horse, Sit Like A Thief, And Go Like A King
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This Slogan Was Written On A “Toilet Door



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Banta: “Do You Know English?

Santa: “Yes
Banta: “Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Santa: “So Simple, Naag Do Not Punch Me

                                  

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Girls Are Never Wrong
Just Sometimes Confused,
Rude,Stubborn,
Senseless Emotional,
Unchangeable,
Crazy,
Stupid N Even Mad.
But Never Wrong...hmmmmm.


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Kabeer Ji Ka Latest Doha,
Miss You, Miss You Sab Kahe,
Par Actually Miss Kare Na Koye,
Agar Koi Kisi Ko Really Miss Kare,
To Phir Baat Band Kyo Hoye.

                                


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Pappu Train Mein Safar Kar Raha Tha. Usne Samne Khade Aadmi Ki Jeb Mein Haath Dala.
Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Chilla Kar Bola
Aadmi: “Tumne Meri Jeb Mein Haath Kyun Dala?
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Mujhe Machis Chahiye Thi, Isliye
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Abe Par, Tum Mujhse Mang Bhi To Sakte The Na
Pappu: “Par Main Ajnabiyo Se Baat Nahi Karta


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