Thursday, 22 June 2017

bizarre consequences of petrol price hike.....

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The Woman Who Invented The Phrase
All Men Are The Same
Was A Chinese Woman Who Lost Her Husband


Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitne Ke Baad Daddy Se Puchhta Hai.
Bacha: “Papa Kbhi Aap Jungle Gye Ho?
Papa: “Nahi Beta
Bacha: “Phir Aap Itnii Khofnaak Item Kaha Se Pakad Laye.



Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:
Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence Before You Start Guessing


One Man Coming In Bar.
Man: “One Vodka Price
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here



“One Chicken Burger Please…..”
“Sir, Do You Want Me To Vomit?…”
“What ?”
“Shall I Vomit Sir?”
(30 Seconds Of Looooong Pause….)
“Oh Ya Ya Please…… Please Warm It…”



Wednesday, 21 June 2017

How to make Seekh Kabab...

Prep Time : 21-25 minutes

Cook time : 26-30 minutes

Serve : 4

Level Of Cooking : Moderate

Taste : Spicy


  • Onion chopped 1 medium
  • Mutton mince (keema) 500 gm
  • Mutton fat 50 grams
  • Green chillies chopped 6
  • Fresh coriander leaves chopped 2 tablespoons
  • Garlic paste 1 tablespoon
  • Ginger paste 1 tablespoon
  • Roasted cumin powder 1 teaspoon
  • Garam masala powder 1/2 teaspoon
  • Kashmiri red chilli powder 1 tablespoon
  • Salt to taste
  • Butter for basting
  • Chaat masala 2 tablespoons
  • Lemons 2
  • Mint chutney as required


Step 1

Preheat the oven to 240°C/475°F/Gas Mark 9. Mix together the minced mutton, mutton fat, onion, green chillies and fresh coriander. Grind to a fine consistency.

Step 2

Add the rest of the ingredients except the oil and mix well. Divide the mixture into twelve equal portions. Pat the mince mixture with moist hands onto skewers and shape into kababs.

Step 3

Cook the kababs in the oven or in a hot tandoor till almost done. Baste with butter or oil and continue to cook till completely done.

Step 4

Sprinkle with a little chaat masala and lemon juice and serve hot with Mint Chutney.



Tuesday, 20 June 2017

Who said Beyonce's twins are unlucky for her..?

By now, you must have heard the good news.
Beyonce has given birth to her twins!
Beyonce, Large Earrings
The world feels different now, doesn't it? More beautiful. More pure. Just better in an oddly tangible way.
The twins were born days ago, most likely on Monday.
That's why we've been hearing whispers and rumors all week, and also why Jay Z and Beyonce haven't been spotted in a while.
We still don't know the names of the new babies, and since it's taken nearly a week to learn of their entrance into the world, we don't expect to hear them anytime soon.
But multiple outlets are reporting that Beyonce's baby genders have been what the rumors have long suggested - one boy and one girl.
It's enough to bring a tear to your eye, isn't it?
Beyonce and Baby Bump

Unfortunately, according to some new information there is some sort of medical issue with the babies.
There aren't many details, but a source has told the site that doctors have noticed a "minor issue" with the twins, but it's significant enough that they're keeping them hospitalized.
As of now, there's no word on what that issue could be, but the source insists that it's not a huge deal.
Beyonce is still in the hospital too, but the 35-year-old global music icon is said to be healthy.
The source says that doctors aren't sure when everyone will be able to be released ... which sounds alarming, doesn't it?

Beyonce for All the Wins

While it makes sense that you'd be rushing to your Beyonce altars to pray, there are plenty of reasons why the twins are staying in the hospital for now.
They could have had a low birth weight, which isn't uncommon for twins.
They could also have jaundice, which would also make sense if they're on the smaller side.
It could also be a number of other things -- there are plenty of "minor issues" that could affect newborns enough to require hospitalization.
Whatever the issue is, it sounds like it's under control, and that it'll just take time to get the babies to the point they need to be to go home.

Beyonce Looks Great

And it can't be too bad -- Beyonce's father, Mathew Knowles, seems pretty happy about his new grandchildren.
"They're here!" he wrote on Twitter, along with a sweet little card that read "Happy Birthday to the twins! Love, Grandad."
Beyonce and Jay Z still haven't made the official announcement -- we're sure they have other things on their minds at the moment.
But we're sure it'll be coming soon now, though some members of the Bey hive are PISSED at Matthew Knowles for spilling the beans.
Should he have left it to his daughter to decide when to do that, and to do the honors? A lot of people think so, and it's hard to argue that.
Meanwhile, other fans are concerned for a different reason:
This astrological sign of Gemini is actually Latin for "twins," which means Beyonce has given birth to twins during twin season.
Which is apparently very bad luck.
Those who really believe there's true meaning behind one's astrological sign (Gemini's date range is May 20-June 20) are concerned.
For good reason? Likely not, but at this point, the lack of conclusive information about the twins' condition has people grasping at straws.


Monday, 19 June 2017

How Super Currency Bitcoins capturing the world...

After a lot of push and praise to bitcoins by bloogle01, finally Indians are starting to get learn about it and believe me its giving them goosebumps, that's not all even some people are opting it, a recent example of it was recorded in Bengaluru, where a small food joint namely "Suruavanshi Restaurant" gained the historical position of first ever retail store to accept bitcoin in India.
In Indiranagar, a posh neighbourhood in Bengaluru dotted with upscale pubs and theme restaurants, is located an eatery that serves Maharashtrian cuisine. It is not big and if you don’t look closely, you might miss Suryawanshi Restaurant.
The Misal Pav and Mutton Thaali at Suryawanshi get due credit from food lovers. But what most Bengalurians, fintech gurus and startup junkies seem to have missed is the fact that it happens to be the first restaurant in the city — and, likely, in all of India — that accepts Bitcoins in payment.
“We started accepting Bitcoins almost a year ago,” Kailash Suryawanshi, the owner of Suryawanshi restaurant told. It accepts payment through Bitcoin wallets like Coinsecure, Unocoin or Zebpay
“We started accepting Bitcoins almost a year ago,” Kailash Suryawanshi, said the owner of Suryawanshi restaurant. It accepts payment through Bitcoin wallets like Coinsecure, Unocoin or Zebpay  
The restaurant came to notice when Pravin Jadhav, chief product and growth officer, Servify, recently posted the picture of a “Bitcoins accepted here” sticker at the restaurant on Twitter.

“I’m not a tech savvy person at all. I’m the opposite,” said Suryawanshi. But then, how did Bitcoins happen? “A friend of mine introduced me to it. I bought a lot of Bitcoins last year when it was priced around Rs 35,000,” said Suryawanshi, a Marathi businessman who now runs two of these eateries in the city.
When his quest to find authentic Marathi food failed, he decided to start a restaurant of his own in 2013. Besides the Indiranagar outlet, Suryawanshi operates another one in Whitefield with a full kitchen. The Indiranagar restaurant was opened because he realised there was a scarcity of good Marathi cuisine in the area.
“Not a single person has paid in Bitcoins until now” — Suryawanshi  
For all the geek cred that Bengaluru boasts of, Suryawanshi’s little experiment hasn’t found many takers yet. “Not a single person has paid in Bitcoins until now,” said Suryawanshi, who has been in Bengaluru since 2004. “We wanted people to know what Bitcoin is. Those days it was just taking off but it’s now mellowed down a bit.”
A handful of businesses in India have started accepting Bitcoins as payment, including books seller Sapna and Dharwad International School.


Sunday, 18 June 2017

Kulfi Falooda Recipe

Prep Time : 51-60 minutes

Cook time : 16-20 minutes

Serve : 4

Level Of Cooking : Easy

Taste : Sweet


  • Falooda vermicelli soaked ½ cup

  • Milk 2 cups

  • Readymade kulfi as required

  • Almonds 1 tablespo for garnishing

  • Cashewnuts 1 tablespo for garnishing

  • Pistachios 1 tablespo for garnishing

  • Castor sugar (caster sugar) ¾ cup

  • Subza soaked 8 tablespoons

  • Cherries candied as required

  • Rose syrup 8 teaspoons

  • Raisins for garnishing


Step 1

To make the rabri, heat milk in a non-stick pan till it thickens.

Step 2

Add almonds, cashewnuts, pistachios and castor sugar, mix well and cook till the mixture reduces to half. Remove from heat and refrigerate to chill.

Step 3

Drain and place a portion of the falooda in individual glass mugs. Add 2 tablespoons subza, top with some kulfi cubes and cherries. Pour some prepared rabri, drizzle 2 teaspoons rose syrup.

Step 4

Garnish with almonds, pistachios, cashewnuts, raisins, kulfi piece and a cherry and serve immediately.

Friday, 16 June 2017

ICC Champions trophy final expected results IND Vs PAK...

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Indian cricket fans have already started teasing Pakistan chanting MAUKAA, MAUKAAA as after long time two teams meet in a final match.

ICC Champions trophy in cricket is the ultimate test of the champion teams of the world and this year's season is just a few days away from its grand finale between India & Pakistan.Both the teams are looking in sublime form with not much to differentiate between the two sides, one is having the run of its life while the other also has shown excellent strength & agility to make it from the bottom of the table to the top two.

So far fans & cricket lovers watching champions trophy had been saying boooring but for many reasons this last game is expected to bring one hell of a fight.

After the glam sham of IPL, the entrance of ICC Champions trophy to take over the fans of cricket saving them from cringy boring nights was like cherry over the cake, Champions trophy is not like any other tournament with an ICC tag, its the place where champion become legends & legends turn into "king of the world".

With only the best teams of the world participating in the tournament there were total 8 teams in the beginning of the tournament with India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, South Africa in one group & Australia, Bangladesh, England, New Zealand standing in another.

Since the beginning of the tournament, based on the commanding performance of the defending champions (Team India) in practice matches against Bangladesh & South Africa, Virat Kohli lead 'men in blue' were the hot favorites to lift the trophy & keep it intact on their shelf for another 4 years but not anymore, Pakistan is looking fully capable of turning the table.

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Nowadays, summer temperature is on its peak but the betting market is getting even hotter where team India seems like an obvious choice for this big tournament specially when its sponsored by ICC (International Cricket Council). From a decade or so performance of Indian cricket team has continuously gone up the hill, so they always remain hot favorites for bookis but provide low returns.

Meanwhile, another team expected to bring some shocking results was the home team England, boys were looking real good & it was the only team to remain undefeated in the league matches until they were finally thrashed by Pakistan in an all important semi-final.

In this tournament India successfully achieved comprehensive wins one after another except the match against Sri Lanka where they weren't able to defend a mammoth score of 300+, since then it was a walk in the park for them, they simply outclassed South Africa to choke them again in their last league match & ate out the soul of Bangladesh in the semis to reach finals.

Now the only teams left in the tournament are Arch rivals India & Pakistan who will clash for the title one last time on Sunday, 18 June.

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This finale isn't gonna be easy for either of the two teams, they have to put in everything to win it.Leaving practice matches aside, Champions trophy journey of both the teams has been quite similar:
  • Both teams are more likely to win batting second.
  • India & Pakistan both suffered a big loss to realize their actual strength, since then it was no looking back.
  • Both of them destroyed the no. one team of the world

Fans are getting edgy waiting desperately for this match but what about our holy predictions of the match straight from the heavens, if you go with last ten years trends 'green team' doesn't seem to have much of a chance but keeping pen & paper on the table, cricket is played on the ground where one stunning run out or few lusty blows can change the game all together.

Don't think much about the results, cause it's a final where a little bit of pressure can chock down the nozzle of even the big guns like Don Bradman, frankly speaking nobody is really bothered of Indian bowling, this match will be more about how Indian batsmen deal with Pakistan pace battery.

The final is gonna be like "the Passion, Aggression & Agility of Pakistani boys Vs the Cool & Professional Indians".

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Whatever the team captains say to news channels & media really doesn't matter, cause its like an already written well discussed script to send a clear message to the opponents, well they do their homework on & off the field to keep pushing their competitors, every team use to make a strategy to deal with its opponent team as well as each member of the team.

Our analysis from different surveys & trendz is putting the spot light on Virat Kohli as the winning captain but you can't underestimate an ever growing team like Pakistan, full of zeal & energy, always hungry for its opponent's blood. The temperature is likely to go further up when these two teams meet on Sunday in such a big game that too a final between India & Pakistan.

One should not get surprised if Pakistan manage to give India a taste of his own medicine, specially with bowlers like hot head Hassan Ali, who gives glimpses of Sreesanth of India, has been a revelation for Pakistan, India need to be very careful while playing him, other wise you never know.

Whoever wins, I wish the match to be as crunchy as a chikki with thunderous sixes into the stands, cheeky boundaries, banana turn spin bowling & some really amazing flying catches.

Until next time....Chao.