Thursday, 15 June 2017

find how laugh affects your love life???

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1

One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence.
The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things:
1. Religion
2. Sexuality
3. Mystery

Here Is The Only A+ Essay In The Entire College By A Girl That You Can’t Imagine,
Oh God, I Am Pregnant, I Wonder Who Did It.


2


A True Horror Story!

Husband Kills His Unfaithful Wife While Their 5 Year Old Son Was Still Sleeping.
The Weird Thing Was That The Kid Didn’t Ask For His Mom Even 3 Days After She Went Missing.
Father: “Is There Something You Want To Ask Me?”
Kid: “I Just Wonder Why Mom Is Always Standing Behind Your Back?”


                                          


3

Women’s Life Is Very Hard.
Morning – Wash Cloths
Evening – Iron Cloths
Night – Open Cloths
Midnight – No Cloths
Early Morning – Search Cloths


4

The Best Way To Smuggle Drugs Is To Place Them Up A Dog’s Ass.
That Way, Even If The Sniffer Dog Suspects Anything,

The Officials Will Think he's getting Horny.


                                       


5

True Example Of Self Protection With Heavy Flirt.
Teacher To Pappu: “Why Are You Sleeping In The Class?
Pappu: “Your Voice Is So Sweet That’s Why, I Am Getting Sleep
Teacher: “Then, Why Other Students Are Not Sleeping?
Pappu: “They Aren’t Listening To You, Mam


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