Friday, 30 June 2017

How friendship turns into gift of life.....



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Pahle Zamane Mein Jab Koi Akela Betha Hansta Tha,
To Kahte The Is Par Bhoot Pret Ka Saya Hai,
Ab Koi Akela Betha Hans Raha Ho,
To Kahte Hai, Arey Yaar Mujhe Bhi Send Kariyo



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Jab Maine Zindagi Mein Pahli Baar Cigarette Pee,
Main Apni Nazaron Mein Gir Gaya,
Aur Mene Cigarette Chhodne Ka Faisla Kiya,
Par Phir Achanak Se Dimag Mein,
Un Tamaam Cigarette Factory Ke Majdoor,
Aur Unke Biwi Bachhon Ke Baare Mein Socha,
To Meri Aankhein Bhar Aayi Aur Dil Paseej Gaya,
Aur Maine Usi Pal Faisla Kiya Ki Ab Se Main Har Roj Cigarette Peeunga,
Apne Liye To Sab Jeete Hai, Par Ham Gareebon Ke Liye Peete Hai.




3

According To William Sexfear
Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband.
Miss For One Hour
And
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Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.


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Wife Apne Husband Ke Paas Gayi Aur Romantic Mood Mein Kehti Hai.
Wife: “Suppose Karo Ki Main Tuhari Har Baat Samjhu Aur Har Baat Maanu To?”
Husband Haste-Haste Zameen Par Gir Gaya Aur Zor Se Bola: “Mujhe To Sala Ye Suppose Bhi Nahi Ho Raha.”




5

Dadi Marte Hua Boli: “Beta, Main Apna Farm, 6 Tractor, 50 Janwar Aur 22,389,630 Cash Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon
Ladka: “Dadi Ye Sab Hai Kahan?
Dadi: “Farmville On Facebook
Dadi Rocks… Ladka Shock

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