Thursday, 8 June 2017

how to make ignorance a fun game...

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Heart Touching Lines By A Chain Smoker:
I Trust On Cigarettes More Than Girls,
Because, I Am Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart.


2


Dress Code For A Party Is “Black Ties Only“.

Santa Goes For The Party & Is Surprised To See That The Other Guests Are Wearing Suits Also.



                           


3

Reality Of Human Society
Cigarettes,

Lighters,

And Matchboxes,

Have Connected More People Than “Nokia” Has.




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1. Money Can’t Buy Happiness But Its More Comfortable To Cry In A BMW Than On Cycle.

2. Forgive Your Enemy But Remember That Bastard’s Name.





3. Help A Man When He Is In Trouble & He Will Remember You When He Is In Trouble Again.


4. Many People Are Alive Only Because Its Illegal To Shoot Them.


5. Alcohol Doesn’t Solve Any Problem But Neither Does Milk.


6. Smoking Kills, But If You Don’t Smoke Doesn’t Mean You’ll Never Die.


                            

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Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitne Ke Baad Daddy Se Puchhta Hai.
Bacha: “Papa Kbhi Aap Jungle Gye Ho?

Papa: “Nahi Beta

Bacha: “Phir Aap Itnii Khofnaak Item Kaha Se Pakad Laye.


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