Saturday, 18 February 2017

Latest jokes....


Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.


“Mom, is it true I was brought by a stork?”

“Yes darling, that’s right!”

“Oh no, my daddy is impotent...! ”



Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"

Students: "Eggs!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Students: "Homework!"


Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.



Mum, I'm already 14, can't I finally get a bra?!
NO Harold!