Thursday, 6 April 2017

sarcastic jokes


The Longest Distance For A Morning Walk In Winter,
Is From
The Bed To The Toilet


Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is

Battery Full...


A Boy’s Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Beautiful Girl In Crowd,
But A Boy’s Heart Is Slower Than Governments Bus While Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly Loves.


MBA Student Vs. BE Student.
A MBA And A BE Student Go On A Camping Trip, Set Up Their Tent, And Fell Asleep.
Some Hours Later, The BE Wakes His MBA Friend And Says: “Look Up At The Sky And Tell Me What You See”
The MBA Replies: “I See Millions Of Stars”
The BE Asks: “What Does That Tell You?”
The MBA Ponders For A Minute.
“Astronomically Speaking, It Tells Me That There Are Millions Of Galaxies And Potentially Billions Of Planets.
Astrologically, It Tells Me That Saturn Is In Leo.
Time Wise, It Appears To Be Approximately A Quarter Past Three.
Theologically, It’s Evident The Lord Is All-Powerful And We Are Small And Insignificant.
Meteorological, It Seems We Will Have A Beautiful Day Tomorrow.
What Does It Tell You?”
The BE Is Silent For A Moment, Then Speaks: “Practically, Someone Has Stolen Our Tent”
Engineering = 100% Common Sense



How Do Boys Propose?
Kneeling Down And Propose With A Ring In Hand.
How Do Girls Propose?
I Am Pregnant.