Friday, 12 May 2017

The no 1 of the Most hardest jobs to do...

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Two Rules Of A Man’s Life:
1. They Never Flirt With Any Unknown Lady.
2. They Never Consider Any Lady Unknown.
Two Rules Of A Women’s Life:
1. They Flirt By Showing They Are Serious About You.
2. They Never Consider Anyone Seriously.


Understanding A Girl
This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed…



Once An Indian And An American Both Were Friends.

They Both Went Into A Chocolate Store.
Everybody Is Busy In The Store So American Steal 3 Chocolates And Put Those In The Pocket.
Both Came Out From The Store Then American Said: “Man, I’m The Best Thief Ever, I Stole 3 Chocolates And No One Saw Me, You Can’t Beat That.”
Indian Replied: “This Is Nothing, You Wanna See Something Better, Lets Go Back To The Shop And I Will Show You Real Stealing.”
So They Went To The Counter And Indian Said To The Shop Boy: “Do You Wanna See Magic?”
Shop Boy Replied: “Yes, Of Course.”
Indian Said: “Give Me One Chocolate Bar.”
Shop Boy Gave Him One, And He Ate It.
Indian Asked For The Second, And He Ate That As Well.
Indian Asked For The Third, And Finished That One Too.
The Shop Boy Asked: “But Where Is The Magic?”
Indian Replied: “Check In My Friends Pocket, And You’ll Find Them.
You Can’t Beat An Indian.


1. Good Girls Are Not Good Looking.
2. Good Looking Girls Are Not Good Girls.
3. Good Looking And Good Girls Are Not Single.
4. Good Looking, Good And Single Girls Have Strong Brothers And Last Most Hurting.
5. Good Looking, Good, Single Girls Without Brother Will Treat Them As Their Brother.


Angrez Hindi Mein Darwaza Kholne Ko Kaise Kahega?
Nahi Pata?
Main Batata Hoon.
There Was A Cold Day.
Isko Tez-Tez Padho Khud Samajh Jaoge.