Tuesday, 27 June 2017

The time When you become most popular...


An Old Lady Gave A Bus Driver Peanuts To Eat.
This Happened For Several Times.
One Day Driver Asked: “Why You Giving Me Such Wonderful Peanuts? Why Dont You Eat Them Yourself?
Old Lady Replied: “I Don’t Have Teeth To Munch Them
Driver: “Ohhh, Then Why You Bought Them?
Old Lady: “I Just Love The Chocolate Around Them


Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.
Teacher Fainted!!


Follow Two Things For Lifelong Friendship.
Firstly Don’t Talk If You Are Angry.
Secondly Don’t Take The Word Seriously From A Friend Who Is Angry.


Dosto Kayi Baar Jaruri Nahi Ki Jokes Hi Dil Ko Acche Lage, Kuch Baatein Aur Kahanaiya Bhi Dil Ko Touch Kar Deti Hai
Aisi Hi Ye Ek Choti Si Story Hai Ek Bachhe Ki Jisko Uske Baap Ne Samjhana Chaha Ki Gareebi Kya Hoti Hai
A Father Took His Son To A Village To Teach About Poverty.
After The Trip He Asked His Son About The Poor.
Son Replied:
We’ve 1 Dog, Villagers Had 4
We’ve Small Pool, They’ve Long River
We’ve Lamps, They’ve Stars
We’ve Small Piece Of Land, They’ve Large Fields
We’ve Servants 2 Serve Us, They Serve Others
We Buy Food, They Grow Their Food
We’ve House To Protect Us, They’ve Friends
The Boy’s Father Was Speechless.
Then His Son Said: “Thanks For Showing How Poor We Are.


A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up.
The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.
Doctor: “Can You Read This?”
Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”